May 2013
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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“In school, they would tell you that life wouldn’t come to you; you had to go out...”
– Libba Bray, Beauty Queens, 125. (via thisisntlisa)
“Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its troubles, it empties today of its...”
– Corrie Ten Boom (via theworldhasspoken)
“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”
– Martin Luther King Jr. - January 15th 1929 - April 4th 1968 (via ikenbot)
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christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
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sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
heygloria:
nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
Perks of my internship already
sleepyhypster:
Free books
Free writing workshops
Free writing retreat in October
Free editing services from the director himself
Opportunity to reach out to other programs and authors and make my own project
Opportunity to be published in the Maine Writers and Publishers journal and get paid for it
If I got paid for doing this as well I would be in heaven. I am so thankful this internship...
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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Watchrainyromance:
dootzy:
this video will make your day better
Oh my gosh
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
