whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever.
It is official. I have put a joke about spilled milk into my Milking Evaluation Report for the Witter. I am not sure how the professor will take it. *Fingers crossed* he won’t mind.
- Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
- Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
So beautiful I want to kiss you
goats are literally Masters of Physics